Funny Love Quotes

" Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand ”
~ Anonymous

" I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox "
~ Woody Allen

" The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty "
~ Woody Allen

" The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" "
~ Freud

" To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.”
~ Woody Allen

" An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
~ Agatha Christie

“ The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. ”
~ George Bernard Shaw

" One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
~ Oscar Wilde

" If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? "
~ Lily Tomlin

" There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars."
~ John Kenneth Galbraith